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Happy Birthday brother! Although I’m really not sure why we’re celebrating you when it was Mom who did all the hard work.
It’s remarkable how long we’ve put up with each other. Happy Birthday.
You’re turning a perfect age. Old enough to recognize your mistakes but young enough to make some more. Happy Birthday!
No matter how serious life gets, you’ve got to have that one person you can be completely stupid with. So glad I’ve got you bro! Have a brilliant birthday.
A wise man once said, “Forget about your past, you cannot change it”. I’d like to add: “Forget about your present, I didn’t get you one”.
I spent 3 hours searching the internet for the perfect birthday message for you and then I gave up. Happy Birthday.
I wanted to get you something truly amazing and inspiring for your birthday, and then I remembered that you already have me. You’re welcome. Happy Birthday!
The funny thing about you is that even though you age, your maturity level always stays the same! Happy Birthday brother!
You asked for it… here is “nothing”. You’re welcome! Happy Birthday.
Wishing a happy birthday to my favorite brother of all time – I know you’re my only brother, but still. You’re the best I could ask for all year round.
Forget age. If you can still manage to blow out your birthday candles, everything is dandy! Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday to someone who loves me even though I take forever to reply to your texts.
Birthday candles won’t be the only thing getting lit this weekend, amirite?
Remember to smile awkwardly as the whole fam sings “Happy Birthday” at dinner tonight!
Oh, I’m actually just here for the cake. HBD, though!
Honestly, I feel bad for everyone who doesn’t get to have you as a brother. What a lame life!
Because it’s your birthday, I’ll let you control the music in my car. Use this privilege wisely.
I love you even though you hog the bathroom.
Happy birthday to my kid brother. Hopefully by now you’ve outgrown your aversion to vegetables.
Really, we should be celebrating Mom today. She did all the work, you kinda just showed up.
You know what they say, birthdays are the universe’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
Brother, I really wanted to get you something unique and special for your birthday, so I got you me! Happy birthday.
To my brother, sorry it’s late and I know you got so many birthday cards yesterday but who is the one who is still here today? That’s right, I am! Happy belated birthday bro.
Brother, don’t panic about your age, next year you will be older. Happy birthday.
Happy birthday to a crazy brother!
Happy birthday brother. You might be the younger one but at least I’m the better looking one!
You are getting older now big brother but you still act like a child. Happy birthday to you.
Do you remember all the silly fights we had growing up? Looking back now, it was so funny, but seriously where did you hide my Lego? Happy birthday to a brother who drives me crazy.
Happy birthday to a brother who, with or without his cape is still my hero!
Hey brother. I know I have always been your role model, so I just wanted to say that you are welcome and have a brilliant birthday.
Brother, how old are you today? I need to see a doctor, you’ve just made me realise how old I am! Happy birthday.
Happy Birthday to our awesome brother! Hope this card QUACKS you up! We hope your birthday goes swimmingly and no one DUCKS with you!
Happy Birthday! You’re not only a cool cat, but you’re one awesome brother too! Hope you have an amazing day!
Happy Birthday! I’d be OTTERLY lost without you! You’re the best brother I could ever ask for! Thank you for having my back and lending your poor sister money. Love you so much!! – Your beautiful sister.
Happy Birthday, brother! I love you lots and think you are the BEES KNEES!
Happy DUCKING birthday, bro!
Have a BEARY great birthday, big brother! I hope you have a great day!
Happy Birthday you PAW-ty animal – let’s get this MEOW-sic started!
Hope your birthday is WHALEY great. Just like you! Happy B-Day!
Have a TURTLEY awesome birthday, brother!
For FOX sake – it’s your birthday! Go crazy!
Happy Birthday to my DINO-mite bro! Hope it’s as ROAR-some as you!
From the bottom of my heart, this year more than ever, I truly and deeply hope you get rid of that beard.
On this day so many years ago, you won the genetic lottery by being born as my brother. Congrats!
Happy birthday my favorite brother… Oh, and only brother!
Happy birthday, bro! The most perfect present you’ll get this year is my own presence!
Everybody knows you can’t pick your family. That explains why you’re stuck with me!
Happy birthday, bro, thanks for always taking the blame for me in front of mom and dad!
Congrats on getting old! Couldn’t be me…
Happy birthday, bro, can’t wait to see if this is the year you develop a good taste in music! Learn from the best.
Happy birthday. Thanks for being proof that with age does not necessarily come wisdom!
For your birthday this year, I got you an airbrush. It’s kind of like a hairbrush, but instead of sorting out your hair, it’ll sort out your wrinkles!
To the baby boy who has grown so fast to become a man. I wish you the best happy birthday brother.
My dear brother, science says that women live longer than men. Since you’ll have less birthdays than me, I hope each one of them is extra special. You’re welcome. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday bro! I’m just here for some cake.
Brother and sister, together as friends, ready to face whatever life sends. Joy and laughter or tears and strife, holding hands tightly as we dance through life.
It’s my sweetest brother’s happy birthday and I have planned so many surprising things for you. You just make sure to keep paying bills on time if you want surprises to don’t stop for a minute. Happy birthday to my older brother and have a blast!
The only thing that can scare an elder brother is paying bills for younger brothers! Wishing you happy birthday brother! We wish you to pay our bill your whole life!
Dear Brother, being your sister meant enduring your fart bombs and living in with your messy habits. It wasn’t always easy but there was never a dull moment. Happy Birthday.
Brothers are like cloth hangers that always hang from other brothers’ necks. Wishing happy birthday brother!
Brothers hate being wife. They are always bachelors. Wishing happy birthday brother! May you soon become a wife in the life of your girlfriend!
What brothers say to tease their sisters has nothing to do with what they really think of them.
I love that we can laugh about how competitive we were as kids. Of course, I laugh more. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to my former womb mate!
Happy birthday, my dear older brother. So, when are you going to make me an auntie/uncle.
Happy birthday to my favorite sibling. Thank you for always taking my side!
Happy birthday, man. So glad you’re still alive and cake-ing!
Of all the brothers I could have been blessed with today, you take the cake.
Happy birthday, bro! Turning 21… is nothing to wine about.
Have the best day my brother and don’t forget to thank our parents—they managed to get you to this age!
It was such a special childhood getting to look up to you. Now you get to look up at me! Happy birthday old man.
Wishing my partner in crime the best birthday—always older, never wiser!
Today, anyone not mentioning in their wishes that you have gotten old and ugly is a liar. Anyway, Happy Birthday dear, you are aging beautifully each year!
Another delicious cake is going to be wasted today for the birthday of a useless person whose existence in this world makes no difference at all. Happy Birthday to that person!
I wish some people would stop wasting things. Just like you. You are wasting space on the earth and certainly wasting the time of others. Happy Birthday!
Some people are old, some are beautiful and some are both. You are not old enough to be called ‘old’ and certainly not good looking enough to be called ‘beautiful. Happy Birthday!
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If you are good at something, don’t do it for free. And if you are good at nothing, just shut up and don’t ask for a gift. Happy Birthday!
I want you to know that even if you become old and wrinkly after ages, I’ll still love you the way I do now. Probably the day is not so far away. Happy birthday, my birthday boy!
I didn’t get you a present, so forget about the past you can’t change, the future you can’t forecast, and most definitely forget about the present. Happy Birthday
A guy texts you on your phone, wishes you a Happy Birthday, and the next day, you think he’s gonna buy you some gifts? No, he is the one asking for a treat. Happy Birthday!
The saddest truth of life is that some people get older without being wiser. You remind me of those unfortunate people. Happy Birthday!
Warmest greetings on your day, if someone tries to tag you on “Oldie club” whack them with your walking stick and curse them with your toothless mouth. Have a blessed day.
Happy Birthday to the sweetest person I know! Have an awesome day and may it be full of many blessings!
And here are some beautiful quotes about brothers and sisters.
It is just the other day you were born; time really passes by so quickly. Now you are a grown-up man. Happy Birthday small brother!
Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! You smell like a donkey and you look like one too! Just kidding. You’re not an ass… all the time. Love, Your Favorite Sister.
There can be no companion better than a brother and there can be no friend better than a sister.
I miss you so much little brother, May this day in your life be as jovial as you. Happy birthday!
Don’t love your brother too much. And then they become your children weeping in your lap! Happy birthday brother! Love you.
Just like a fine wine, we get better with age. Okay, technically, we just feel better about our age when we drink lots of wine, so that’s why I bought you some for your birthday! Happy birthday, brother!
I never have the regret of not having a younger or elder brother because you are always here for me to support unconditionally and in every aspect. A very mesmerizing birthday to my dashing brother from another mother.
I wish you all the things in life as you celebrate your special day. Happy birthday small brother!
Be it bunking classes or stealing the lunch boxes of other students, we have done all the crazy things together, and may we continue to be that zingy about friendship. My best birthday wishes to the sweetest brother from another mother.
Don’t too much love your brother. And then they become your children weeping in your lap! Happy birthday brother! Love you.
Hey brother, this birthday is going to be quite white and flashy for you. I mean white hairs, white beard, but yellow teeth. Happy birthday brother and take care of yourself because going old sucks!
Another happy birthday of my brother, another year of brutal birthday bombs, making a dent in your pocket, and humiliating you in front of your friends. Have a joyous and remarkable birthday celebration, my cute brother!
Hey brother, I want you to enjoy a few remaining birthdays of your youthful years. Once you enter your mid-years, no one would come to celebrate your birthday except your bottle of whiskeys. Have a relaxing and whimsical birthday celebration!
Hey amazing brother, your happy birthday is the most awaited day for me because this is the only day when you bring some money out of your fat pocket to celebrate your special day. May God take all your money and give it to me. Happy birthday, brother!
It’s my sweetest brother’s happy birthday and I have planned so many surprising things for you. You just make sure to keep paying bills on time if you want surprises to don’t stop for a minute. Happy birthday my old brother and have a blast!
The only thing that can scare an elder brother is, paying bill for younger brothers! Wishing you happy birthday brother! We wish you pay our bill whole life!
Don’t ever take elder’s brother motor bike without his permission. They love it like girlfriend and that is the problem and funny too! Happy birthday brother!
Brothers are like cloth hangers that always hang from other brothers’ neck. Wishing happy birthday brother!
Brothers hate being wife. They are always bachelors. Wishing happy birthday brother! May you soon become a wife in life of your girlfriend!
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