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Best wishes! May you grow so old that all of your best friends are replaced by robots.
As the years progress, I learn each day to appreciate the simple things more and more, which is why we’re closer now than ever before.
If Thanksgiving is symbolized by turkeys and Easter by rabbits, then the official animal of your birthday should be the tortoise. Happy birthday, my extremely old fart of a friend!
It’s your birthday, eat the first and the last slice of cake just because you can!
Look on the bright side today. This is the youngest you’ll ever be again!
I would just like to point out that I knew today was your birthday before Facebook told me.
I hope your day is filled with cake, dancing, and having the attention on you. You know, things that normally happen. But this time, you get to do all of those things while wearing a silly party hat. Enjoy!
Birthday cards get lost and junked but a text message is forever!
To celebrate, let’s hit up all the places we can get free dessert and birthday songs! When else can you have groups of strangers sing to you without it being awkward?
Sometimes people say I must be gay for having a best friend who is also a female, but they don’t know you the way I do.
As you grow older and wiser, may you also become senile and forget about the money I’m owing you.
Today would have been the perfect occasion to write sweet words about the greatest, most spectacular, uniquely exquisite friend in the world, but I already finished my autobiography a month ago.
If life were a game of soccer, I would be the multi-million dollar striker and you would be the faithful water boy I wave to at the end of every big game. Wish you the best, sweet friend!
Wrapping myself up and gifting myself to you as a birthday present would make me seem vain, so I decided to present you with my life-sized portrait instead.
As you grow into manhood, may life bless you with children who love you just as much as you love making them!
Life without you is like a sitcom with no laugh track. Happy birthday, my beloved buddy.
May you age with the wisdom and strength of a Chinese kung-fu master.
You’re a shining example of what it means to still enjoy life even when logic dictates that you’re too old to.
In these coming years, may life bless you with so much prosperity that everything you touch turns to gold. May life also bless you with the grace to leave me, your best friend, all of your possessions once you die from starvation.
On this great day, may God bless you with booze made of water from the fountain of youth so that you’ll never age. Have a great one.
May an extra day be added to your life for every strand of hair that falls from your head.
Last year when I wished you old age, I didn’t know it would happen so fast! Forgive me.
If you’re getting old, that means I am, too!
I thought you get finer and wiser with age? Well, there’s always next year.
Don’t think of it as getting older, think of it as becoming a classic.
You suck at aging! Can you at least try to look older?
Happy birthday. It took you [BFF’s age] years to look this good!
Happy birthday to my forever-young friend!
You’re older today than yesterday but younger than tomorrow happy birthday!
Happy birthday to this dime in her prime!
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Friendship is one of the most wonderful blessings God has ever had for us. I have always enjoyed your company and you are an awesome friend. Happy birthday!!
II am certain that all my friends are special, but you are an extra special one. Your friendship has been the cornerstone of my life. You have been there for me at all times. On this special day of your life, I wish you a very happy birthday!
I know you say that you are my best friend, but I don’t believe. You must have been pulling my leg so long. The time it has taken in practical jokes and gags to prove this to be true. But today, I see signs of truth. You are the best friend a guy could ever have, deserves his place on the global best friends list and a special place in my heart forever. Happy birthday!
I can’t believe that we are friends! After all these years, I still feel the same about you that I felt at the first sight of you. This feeling has never changed and it will continue to remain the same. I am grateful for your existence in my life and you have made me happy. Wishing you a wonderful birthday with lots of love!
Thank you for being there for me throughout my life. You have always been the kind of friend that anyone could count on. Knowing I can call you at any time for anything means the world to me. Our friendship has been a treasure since the beginning and I am glad we have remained close friends over the years. Happy birthday, my sweet friend!
Hey James, Happy birthday! Today, you are forty years old!!! I am sure that every birthday that passes makes you wiser and more grown up. Looking at you, I know your love is as strong as it was when we became friends. I cherish each moment we have spent together, and will remember them till the end of my days. Have a blast this one-day-at-a-time, and make a wish for another year of happiness!
Dear, it may sound funny but life really changed after you came into it. It was as if we had known each other from a past life. You have been a true friend to me. Life is regularly boring and occasional blissful moments are what make it interesting. I just want to thank you for all the support and love you have given me. Without you, my life would be dull, empty and meaningless. Happy birthday!
I wanted to let you know that I am happy you are my friend and how glad I am to have you in my life. Today and everyday, I wish you good luck and best wishes always!
Rose, today is a special day for me to remember you, my special friend. You are one of my oldest connections from the internet and you have always been there for me. I can not ask for more but only give all the best wishes to you. May God shine His blessings on you and may your future be full of achievements that are equal to the potentials within you. I love you Rose.
Here is wishing you a day that is just as bright as you are. I always enjoy your company as well as your great sense of humor! Please be happy every day of your life!
Stupidity has no limit, It’s boundless, and you showed it very well. I would have never known this if you were not my friend. Happy Birthday!
God has special grace on me. That’s why he gifted me a complete non-brainy Friend. Happy Birthday! At least you have remembered your Birthday.
I will sing a happy birthday song so loudly that you will pay me for my work and I’ll gift that money to you as a birthday present. Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday, my dear friend. Have you remembered what good things you have done in the last 18 years? Just give me a party and make it good!
Party, cake, guests and I all are ready, but your face is still unready. Oh, sorry, you’re already prepared, LOL. Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday to the man who is the exact copy of mine. Now bake cookies like me.
Happy Birthday to the friend who probably hates the same person I do. Keep smiling until your jaw gives up on yourself.
Happy Birthday, friend! Enjoy your Birthday like Perry! Your face reminds me of an animal and its platypus.
Happy Birthday but pinky swear, my friend, I never got to your party and am still waiting for today’s one.
Dear friend, old ages are waiting for you to be ready and Happy Birthday!
I wouldn’t miss your birthday for anything. After all, you’re going to give me some great chocolate cake! Haha. Happy Birthday to you.
Best friends keep each other’s secrets, which is why I’m not telling anyone how old you’re turning today. Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday to my best friend! You have so many great qualities, but probably my favourite is that you’re older than me!
Human stupidity has no limit; It’s infinite and boundless. I would have never known this if you were not my friend. Happy birthday to you!
On this birthday, you need a box of knowledge more than a box of chocolates. That’s knowledge number one for you. Happy birthday!
I’m handsome, smart, and intelligent. You are ugly, old-fashioned, and thick-skulled. And we are friends. See, that’s how nature balances the ecosystem. Happy birthday!
You may have a good look, but you’ll always need the help of my wit to shine in life because you lack a brain, dear friend. Happy birthday!
If the number of candles represents the intelligence of a person instead of his age, you’d never have to blow a candle on your birthdays. Happy birthday dear friend!
If you lack entertainment in life, just look at your face in the mirror. No wonder why I laugh so much when I’m with you. Happy birthday!
I want you to take an IQ Quiz and check whether you’ve just grown a year older or even a year wiser. Haha. Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday to my partner in crime. I look forward to the trouble we’re going to get into in the coming year.
Best friends keep each other’s secrets, which is why I’m not telling anyone how old you’re turning today. Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday to the person who knows about all of my most embarrassing moments and witnessed many of them first-hand.
I love how we’re such good friends that we can forget to buy each other presents on our birthdays, and it’s no big deal.
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Happy Birthday, Bestie. You can count on me not revealing your age so long as you don’t reveal mine. All the best.
They say that sincerity should prevail among friends. So I’m just being honest. You’re getting old!
Young, healthy, and full of energy. Do you still remember what that feels like? Seems like ages ago, right? Happy Birthday!
I hope you have a beautiful day on your birthday! Don’t worry about how old you are. I took care of your problem. I have bought you two family-sized cakes so that all the candles can fit in.
You have finally reached the age when you do not like going out at night, drinking, and loud music because you are already a grandfather. Hahaha, Happy Birthday! I hope that you have the best time.
I smile because I have you for another year my friend. I laugh because there is nothing you can do to prevent it. Happy birthday!
I’m not going to make any jokes about your age because I feel really bad about how old you are.
I am sending my friend birthday funny, getting old reminders as part of the tradition. Happy Birthday! You’re quite ancient.
You’re old and wise. But I know you were stupid once. Happy Birthday!
Don’t feel bad. You don’t look your age. You look much older though. Happy Birthday!
From now on, every compliment will be followed by the words “for your age”. Get used to it. Happy Birthday!
It feels hotter than usual. It must be from all the lighted candles on your cake. Happy Birthday!
So that we are on the same page, what am I gonna tell those people who are asking about your age? Happy Birthday!
It’s my turn to remind you you’re getting old because that’s what you always do on my birthday. Happy Birthday. You’re really old.
Happy Birthday my friend. Did you know that you are truly unique? For example, other people get wiser as they age. And then there’s you who does the opposite.
I often ask myself, what did I do to deserve a friend like you? I must have done something terribly wrong in my past life. That’s why you came into my life and make it so miserable. Lol. Just joking. Happy Birthday! Funny birthday for best friend aside, you really are a great friend.
You’re a kind, patient, understanding, and forgiving person. These are the qualities that I like most about you. By the way, I don’t have a gift for you on your birthday. I figured that because of your highly positive qualities, you wouldn’t mind not receiving a gift at all. I hope my birthday wishes for best friend funny would suffice. Happy Birthday!
It’s the thought that counts. That’s why I didn’t bother getting you a gift. Besides, I didn’t get any from you on my last birthday. Happy Birthday!
Since you forgot to give me a gift on my birthday, I am returning the favor. Happy Birthday!
I remembered your birthday without a Facebook reminder. I swear. Wink. Happy Birthday!
I spent hours and hours on the Internet trying to find you the perfect birthday wish. But I still haven’t found one. So just make do with my Happy Birthday message friend.
You’re so lucky! I heard that the smartest, sexiest, and the most bad-ass person in the world is gonna greet you today. Happy Birthday, Bestie.
Congratulations! You’re finally qualified to receive senior benefits! Happy Birthday!
Don’t whine about your age. Just be thankful you did all the stupid stuff you did before the Internet was a thing or else you’ll be viral. Happy Birthday!
At your age, you’ve learned many lessons and gained enough wisdom. Now only if you can remember them! Happy Birthday!
Like a good wine, we improve a lot with age… or rather we feel better about our age with lots of wine.
It’s your birthday. I will never forget this day because it is a great opportunity to remind you how old you are. Happy Birthday.
Congratulations! You’re at the age when nap time is something to look forward to. Happy Birthday.
Remember that when they ask you how old you are, you can always answer: “18”. We’ll know it means that you are 18 with 32 years of experience. Happy birthday!
Happy Birthday, Bestie! I don’t know how I endured you all these years.
I was thinking about getting something awesome for your birthday but then I realized that you already have me. Happy Birthday!
I am sending you this birthday wish to remind you that you’re so lucky to have me. I am the only one capable of putting up with your antics. Happy Birthday! Hope you have a wonderful day.
On your birthday, I am wishing you a brighter future. Because now, all your prospects are dim. Happy Birthday, Buddy.
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It is a mystery why we are given certain friends and not others, but I am grateful that you are my friend. Happy birthday wishes to my best female friend!
I can’t even recall what led to our meeting; you have turned out to be such an amazing best friend. Happy birthday to a female friend!
Sending you this thoughtful birthday message to lighten up your day! You are the best female friend in my life. I hope you are having a wonderful time.
Happy birthday to you!
Sending you the best and sweet birthday wishes in the whole world. Enjoy your day in a unique and special way.
You are an amazing friend. On this special day in your life, I only wish you the best. Happy birthday to you, I hope you have an amazing birthday!
Happy birthday to my very best friend who is always there for me! I wish you good health and happiness as you start the New Year in your life.
You are a precious gift in my life. Happy birthday female friend!
Happy birthday best friend! I wish you the most amazing day in your life.
I am always happy when I see you. You are such an amazing person in my life. Happy birthday bestie!
You are not just an ordinary friend. You are my best friend. I will always be there for you. Happy birthday dear friend!
I can’t find the best words for a birthday wish for best friend female, but I want you to know you are the best female friend that I have. Happy Birthday to you!
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