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Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece?
From birth to age eighteen, a girl needs good parents. From eighteen to thirty-five, she needs good looks. From thirty-five to fifty-five, she needs a good personality. From fifty-five on, she needs good cash.
Put candles in a cake, it’s a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody’s drunk in the kitchen.
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
I still think of myself as I was 25 years ago. Then I look in a mirror and see an old bastard and I realize it’s me.
Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
You are everything I could wish for and more – happy birthday to a wonderful husband!
Today is the perfect day to tell you that you’re a wonderful boyfriend. Happy birthday!
It’s an honor that the best man in this world is my brother. Happy birthday.
I never got a choice in whom to have as a brother, but if I had, I would’ve picked you.
The way I see it, you should live every day like it’s your birthday.
Birthdays are a great time to stop and appreciate gravity. Sure, it makes things sag as you get older, but it also keeps your cake from flying all over the room, so you don’t have to chase it.
To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent – that is to triumph over old age.
Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do about it.
Please don’t retouch my wrinkles. It took me so long to earn them.
Life really does begin at forty. Up until then, you are just doing research.
Happy birthday to the person who has made such a positive impact on my life. I’m forever grateful for you and our friendship.
Wishing my dearest pal a big happy birthday. May this be one for the books!
Happy birthday to someone who defines what a good friend is—honest, caring, loyal and incredibly kind. I’ve learned so much from you and can’t wait to see you thrive this year.
Nothing worse than falling sick on your own birthday. Draft a quick sweet get well message for a friend who’s spending the birthday in their bed.
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No ifs, ands or buts about it: You really are the best friend anyone could have. Happy birthday!
Came for the cake, stayed to see who got you the best gift. (Spoiler: It’s me.) Cheers to an awesome birthday!
Happy birthday, bud! I’m grateful I get to spend your big day with you (and that your birthday cake looks delicious).
My dear friend: You truly deserve the best the world has to offer. I’m beyond thankful for our friendship and look forward to celebrating you today. Happy birthday!
A great day to celebrate a great friend! Happy birthday, and cheers to many more.
You’re simply the best. Wishing a big happy birthday to one of my dearest friends—may it be a year for the books.
Another year older? Yep. Another year wiser? That’s up for debate. Have an awesome birthday and enjoy the cake!
May all your birthday wishes come true this year—happy birthday, friend!
If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.
Each new year of life added to your past, changing the way you viewed every new day, influencing how you reacted to everything from the simplest daily routines to complex events touching you, your family, and the world you lived in.
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Happy birthday! You’re not old, you’re vintage!
Some people don’t believe in heroes, but they haven’t met you. Happy birthday, Dad!
No matter how many birthdays go by, I will always be the little boy you taught to fly. Happy birthday, Dad.
Dad, your birthday gift is another year of not having to pay for my wedding.
I’m as lucky as can be because the greatest dad belongs to me. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, Dad! Thanks for the genes that gave me these rockin’ good looks.
Thanks for being the best friend I could ever have. Happy birthday to you!
Great fathers deserve great birthdays, so may you have a great birthday Daddy!
Happy birthday to the man who inspired me to dream big and to work hard in achieving that dream. I love you, Dad!
For every heartbreak that you have kissed away, I brought you a gift to help brighten your day. I love you, Dad! Happy birthday!
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I wouldn’t call you old… it’s just that you’ve been young for longer than most of us. Happy Birthday!
How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are?
One of the shocks of a 50th birthday is realizing the fundamental fact that your youth is irrevocably over.
Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Cherish all your happy moments; they make a fine cushion for old age.
Age is a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it don’t matter.
Happy Birthday! I’m so pleased to hear you’re over the hill instead of under it.
Happy Birthday. It took you years to look this good!
Dad, no matter how tall I become, I will forever look up to you. I love you and may you have a fun-filled birthday celebration today and for many birthdays to come. Happy birthday!
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You’re not getting older… just more distinguished! Happy Birthday.
You know you’re getting older when an “all-nighter” means not getting up to pee.
By the time you’re [insert age], you’ve learned everything – you only have to remember it! Many happy returns on your birthday.
YOU SUCK! … at aging. Can you at least try to look older?
Middle age: that time when you finally get your head together – then your body starts falling apart.
Middle age… when “happy hour” is a nap!
How do you know you’ve hit middle age? When you have to sneeze big, you have to cross your legs really hard and hope for the best!
You are so old, you walked into an antique shop and they sold you.
You know you’re getting old when you can’t walk past a bathroom without thinking, I may as well pee while I’m here.
A little gray hair is a small price to pay for so much wisdom.
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You know you’re getting old when the little old gray-haired lady you helped across the street is your wife.
If gray hair is a sign of wisdom, then you’re a genius!
A wise man once said, “Forget about your past, you cannot change it”. I’d like to add: “Forget about your present, I didn’t get you one”.
You know you’re old when you turn down the lights to be economical instead of romantic.
I spent three hours scrolling the internet for your perfect birthday message. Then I gave up. Happy Birthday.
May your birthday be sprinkled with fun and laughter. Have a great day!
Better “over the hill” than under it. Happy Birthday!
Whatever with the past has gone, the best is always yet to come.
Every age can be enchanting, provided you live within it.
There is still no cure for the common birthday.
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The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
To my surprise, my 70s are nicer than my 60s and my 60s than my 50s, and I wouldn’t wish my teens and 20s on my enemies.
The older you get the better you get, unless you are a banana.
Middle age is when you still believe you’ll feel better in the morning.
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
Age is a matter of feeling, not of year.
Old age is like underwear… it creeps up on you
Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake
Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed
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It’s never too late to be what you want to be. Unless you want to be younger. Then you’re screwed
With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come.
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it’s a sure sign you’re getting old
As men get older, the toys get more expensive
Age is not important unless you’re a cheese
The tragedy of getting old: So many candles… so little cake
You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
If things get better with age then you’re approaching magnificent
When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.
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Thirty-five is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very highest birth who have, of their own free choice, remained thirty-five for years.
Youth is a gift of nature but age is a work of art.
Old age is always 15 years older than I am.
One of the many things nobody ever tells you about middle age is that it’s such a nice change from being young.
Middle age is when your age begins to show around your middle.
Middle age is when you’re sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn’t for you.
Middle age is when a man has got a handle on life and life has put handles on his waist.
Forty is the age of youth. Fifty is the youth of old age.
You know you’re getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It’s like, ‘See if you can blow this out.
You were born an original. Don’t die a copy.
You take away all the other luxuries in life, and if you can make someone smile and laugh, you have given the most special gift: happiness.
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.
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