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You know, they say that age is all in your mind. The key is to prevent it from trickling down into your body.
Congratulations on being born a really long time ago.
You might be prehistoric, but at least you’re not extinct!
Congratulations, you’ve finally reached the wonder years… wonder where your car is parked? Wonder where you left your phone? Wonder where your glasses are? Wonder what day it is?
When I have a birthday, I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.
You’re how old?! Better take that cake outdoors to light the candles! Have a very happy birthday.
It’s OK to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I’ve already alerted the fire department.
I believe you forgot my birthday present last year, so now I’m returning the favor. Happy Birthday!
It’s your birthday? Let’s get up to some mischief!
A wise man once said, “Forget about your past – you cannot change it.” I’d like to add: “Forget about your present – I didn’t get you one.”
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Happy birthday to my friend
who is truly bonkers!
Honestly, I have never had a
friend who is as crazy as you
are, and I love it!
Whenever I am with you, fun
is guaranteed! Thank you for
always lighting up my day and
bringing a smile to my face!
Wishing you all the best on
your special day this year,
my loopy friend!
You’re mad, crazy, loopy, and
bonkers… And I wouldn’t want
to have you any other way!
Happiest of birthdays to you
today, my dear friend!
Happy birthday to you, my weird and.
wonderful friend! May your birthday this year be as wild and as crazy as you are!
If ever there was a time you could let.
loose and go a little bit crazy it would.
funny quotes for best friend birthday
As we get a little older, we tend to approach a birthday with a little less gusto.
Some of us have even lied about just how many birthdays we have celebrated!
Here are some zingers to remind you that every birthday is worth celebrating and leaving a smile on your face.
So, take a deep breath, and laugh heartily. Save just enough air to blow out the candles on your cake!
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You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
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Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life.
Eventually you reach a point where you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
Life seems to fade our memory, so on this birthday I will forget yours if you forget mine!
funny birthday quotes for friends
May you live to be so old that the very sight of you terrifies babies and ex-lovers. Happy birthday!
It’s your birthday, the anniversary of the day you triumphantly escaped from your mother’s womb. So, that’s pretty cool.
They say take every birthday with a grain of salt. I say take it with a whole bunch of salt, and bonus points if it accompanies a very large margarita. Make yours a double. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday! I hope you celebrate this birthday the way you celebrated the first one, naked and screaming.
Happy birthday! May your heart today be as full as your Facebook wall will be with birthday messages from people you’ve never spoken to.
Everyone gets to be young once. Today it’s official, your turn is over. Happy birthday!
Friends celebrate friends on their birthdays. Real friends get you drunk on your birthday. Good thing for you I’m the second kind.
Happy birthday! I was going to get you some alcohol but given the times we live in I thought hand sanitizer was more appropriate. Stay healthy my friend!
For your special day, I’ve sent you a truly gracious present. It’s a ghost hug! You can’t feel it, but it is definitely there! Happy Birthday!
Smart, good looking, and funny! But enough about me. Happy birthday!
Wishing my bestie, the absolute best on her best day of the year!
Whether you put pen to paper or let your thumbs do the talking via a smartphone, your birthday wishes and messages for your best friend will be cherished and appreciated.
No matter if you’ve known them since childhood or met later in life — your best friend is one of the most important people in your life. Honor their personal new year with sentimental words that will last a lifetime.
Cheers to more fun, more memories and cake! Happy birthday.
HBD to my favorite secret keeper!
Wishing my bestie, the best day ever!
I can’t imagine life without my best friend. Happy birthday!
Cheers to another trip around the sun! Keep shining.
Happy birthday to the best confidante!
You’re the brightest star in the galaxy! Happy birthday, bff!
Wishing my favorite partner in crime a very happy birthday!
Happy birthday – I’m so glad you’ll always be older than me!
Remember that growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional!
Happy birthday – I’m so glad you’ll always be older than me!
Remember that growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional!
Birthdays are like spotting Bigfoot. You really do want to see them but you’re a little afraid of what they’ll look like…
If you look back through all the years you’ve lived, the first thing you’ll notice is that you need a telescope.
Happy birthday – So far, this is the oldest you’ve ever been!
At least you’re not as old as you will be next year… if you make it!
If anyone calls you old, hit them with your cane throw your teeth at them!
Yes, we have reached that age… when every compliment we get is usually followed by ‘for your age’. You’re still looking great though… for your age!
I hope your birthday is better than the card I sent you…
As you get older, three things happen. The first thing is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.
Congratulations! You are now old enough to need TWO packs of candles for your cake.
You’re the least famous person I know of who was born on your birthday.
I couldn’t think of a message that would make you laugh for your birthday card… you’re too boring..
Seriously, I don’t know how many more of your birthdays I can handle.
Another year older… and you still can’t grow a beard.
If I made fun of how many years old you are, it would be beyond funny.
Getting someone as awesome as me to send a birthday message to you, has undoubtedly been your biggest achievement this year.
Congratulations on being a year older and still maintaining such a low level of maturity; you are truly an inspiration.
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Don’t get me wrong. Birthdays are fun. Cake, parties and having fun with family and friends are something we won’t have enough.
But when it comes to sending birthday wishes or choosing birthday quotes to write on a card, it can be a headache. The last thing we want is a cliché birthday wish, especially
Don’t forget to note down the birthdays of friends on the calendar so you won’t miss any of them. It’s better late than never. But it’s for the best not to be late, right?
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In dog’s year, you are dead. But you are still here. How amazing is that? Happy birthday my best friend!
Take a deep breath. Eat the whole cake. And enjoy the day!
You are the one I want to grow old with. Happy birthday my BFF.
Today is the oldest you have been, and the youngest you will ever be.
We don’t grow old. When we cease to grow, we become old. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Growth
Middle age is when you’re sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn’t for you.
Eventually you reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
We must both, I’m afraid, recognise that, as we grow older, we become like old cars – more and more repairs and replacements are necessary. C. S. Lewis
Funny
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. Mark Twain
It’s important to have a twinkle in your wrinkle.
This birthday when someone refers to your many years, you can just tell them you are now a classic, and classics are priceless
Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
Eat as much as you can because God has kept your birthday as a fat-free special day for you.
Party hard on your birthday! You can always count on me to give you a night you won’t remember in the morning.
Dear Friend, on your birthday, I am most grateful that you know all of my faults but you withhold your judgment.
For your birthday, I’ve gotten you something that’s gluten free, zero calories, and absolutely delightful. This happy birthday text message!
Best wishes, buddy! No matter how old you get, I’ll be the friend that keeps you feeling young and carefree with the use of tender white lies.
Happy Birthday and congratulations on the extra wrinkle on your face! I’m so proud!
It is your birthday! Remember that researchers have said that Birthdays are good for your health and people who have more birthdays live longer. May you get more birthdays.
Wishing you a brainy birthday! Ample years and yet another year, you have still not grown wiser.
It is your birthday, dear. You cannot stop anyone from having your favorite items for food right in front of you.
Happy birthday, my friend! I hope you blow all candles yourself or I would be calling the local department for fire services this year!
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